3 workouts for bored soldiers and househusbands

Dude, you’re bored at home with the kids (essentially "mommy with a beard") or stationed in Camp NoWhere. May as well make the most of it with these three workout tips for bored soldiers and househusbands.

"I'll take it to go."

Dog racing

1. Instead of walking the pooch, tie a Twinkie to its collar and try to catch your favorite snack.

2. $5 says “Rover” will give you one hell of a workout and leave you dog-tired.

-.-

"But honey, I was taking out the trash!"

Phonercize

1. Get your wife or girlfriend on the horn.

2. Ask her how her day’s been so far.

3. Instead of being tortured to death, lay the phone down and see how many push-ups you can do before she starts yelling at you for not listening.

-.-

Plastic guns.

Bro curls

1. Grab two gallons of milk or fill two grocery bags full of canned goods.

2. Curl until your heart’s content.

3. Don’t bother cleaning up after you’re done. Just leave the bags in the floor until your woman gets home and tell her you went to the grocery store.

BONUS:
She’ll gladly clean up the mess because you were “so considerate” to go shopping. Win-win.

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